Step 1. "Cut a picture? You've got to be kidding!"
Step 2. "Well those sure are cute pages. I'm not that creative."
Step 3. "You have IDEA BOOKS? Let me see."
Step 4. "I guess I'll need an album, some adhesives, and paper."
Step 5. "Oh, and I'll also need some templates, stickers, die cuts, and one of those trimmer things."
Step 6. "I can't get my page to look exactly like the one in the book!"
Step 7. "You mean I have to write in my album I will need some pens. What should I write?"
Step 8. "I finished my first page. Do you like it?"
Step 9. "You know I have a ton of zoo pictures, and Jr. needs his school pages done; I need another album and some more paper."
Step 10. "You have printed paper? And precut paper? I'll take one of each!"
Step 11. "NEW STICKERS? I'll take some!"
Step 12. "NEW DIECUTS? I'll need those!"
Step 13. "A NEW TOOL! I NEED THAT!"
Step 14. "A NEW IDEA BOOK? GIVE ME THAT NOW!"
Step 15. "Wow- even bags and binders to get my supplies organized? I definitely need those!"
Step 16. "Sorry honey, you'll have to make dinner- I'm off to a crop!"
Step 17. "Clean socks are in the dryer!"
Step 18. "HOLD IT! I HAVE to get a picture of that for the scrapbook."
Step 19. "Would you please wear this shirt? I have the cutest paper to use in my layout and that will match perfectly!"
Step 20. "YES, I came up with the idea myself."
Step 21. "YES, That is my own handwriting."
Step 22. "YES, I make time to scrapbook."
Step 23. "Honey, we need to add a room to the house for my Scrapping room."
Step 24. "Life is crazy. I just need to crop!"
Step 25. Tax time: "Yes, scrapbooking is a medical deduction--it's my THERAPY"